No one ever said: "Dude, you're gonna start losing your money, your memory and above all, your longevity and tolerance..." And as if just being shit-faced and happy every night weren't enough, "...when you stop a mean bender you're going to be a fevering, shaky, paranoid halfwit for a day or two who can't think, sleep, even relax or eat until withdrawals are over..." That page of my D.A.R.E book must have been ripped out, right after the one part I do remember that said all the bad kids always had fun and got all the chicks.